This afternoon, a spider was crawling up my walls and I was like "lulz I'ma name him Joe." And then just now, I was playing a game, shootin' sailors AND THEN JOE SPIDERMAN'D HIS WAY DOWN TO MY KEYBOARD. I pressed esc to pause the game and then I looked again and I was like "omgwtfWHERE DID HE GO?!" And I see him, he's running down my leg onto the floor around my tower, through (over) a forest of wires and stops in front of a dead fly. wut He'd better not try that again or I will go batshit insane and SOMEBODY GONNA GET A HURT.